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I'd like you to listen to my story from a long time ago.
I used to be able to study a lot back in the day.
Like, "Tell people you know and people you don't know, okay?"
- Did you have any expressions like that? - Yes, I did.
I used to be so smart and amazing, so how come I don't know all of this?
- I used to have that arrogant side of me. - An ordinary "ya".
An ordinary "ya".
I forgot who told me this, but...
A really smart person is someone who can easily tell difficult things.
I thought that was really like that, and I reflected on myself.
Well, I can't reflect on myself right now, but...
I know you guys are making videos with your brains, but...
You have to make it easy for people to understand.
So, I wanted you guys to have that kind of power, and I brought something really difficult.
- Wow, that's hard. - What is it?
It's a picture of a fish.
- It's really difficult. - There's no correct answer for this.
It's really difficult.
The fish is like, "This part is bad, but I'll still put it together."
And then you break it up and make it easier for people to understand.
It requires two steps of work.
Then you shouldn't have taught the fish how to draw.
You shouldn't have said, "Your picture is like this."
So, this time...
- I drew 10 pictures for you. - Wow, that many?
I'm not sure if it's minor or major.
I haven't written any sentences in the past, so...
From now on, please look at the picture and complete it.
- So, if you can draw it well, you can break it up, right? - Of course.
But I thought it would be easy for you guys.
You only have two pictures each.
So, you can only see one part of what you're drawing right now.
We're doing this project to see how close you can get to the original story.
I see.
If you think, "Oh, wait, I know this person."
Please go to the bathroom in silence and don't come back.
What?
If it's minor, four people will go to the bathroom and stay there.
There's a pattern.
Okay, I'll give you the first two pages, so please write it down immediately.
And when you're done with one page, submit it.
- Please! - Yes, it's the first and second pages.
You guys were making fun of me about how hard it was to understand, but I can understand it now!
- You wrote it down pretty well! - I've been writing it for about a day now.
- Wow! - Let's go.
Here's the first page!
- Oh! - Oh! But it's really fun!
- What's this? - It's cute, isn't it?
- Did you write it on your computer? - Did you write it on your computer?!
- Here's the graphic board. - Wow!
- You're good at this! - But I think you have a clue.
- You're really good at this. - First of all, I don't like the way you push the tray.
- Like this? - Okay, I got it.
- You push it like this, right? - Because you push it with only your left thumb, right?
- Like this. - Wow, you're right!
- You push it like this, right? - And I thought it was a tray, but it's actually a box.
- Because there's nothing in it. - Oh, you're right!
- It's easy to understand. - Yeah, yeah.
- Well, let's look at the second page. - Okay, here's the second page.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Huh? - You're stupid!
- You're right! - You're stupid!
- You're cheating! - You're cheating!
- Hey, you wrote a lot of hashtags.
- It's not a hashtag, and I don't have a melon bun.
- I don't know what a hashtag is!
- Wait, isn't it "reason"? - No, no, no!
- It's not! - It's "reason"!
- You're already in junior high school, right?
- Oh, it's a cardboard box! - Yeah, yeah!
- But it's an interesting story. - Yeah.
- For now, if you could write down the first page, we'll give you the third page.
- So you bought this from the store and brought it home, right?
- Did you buy it? - No, I just bought it.
- You didn't pawn it, did you? - But...
- You're a pawnbroker, right? - Because you're a celebrity...
- That's crazy, the back of it! - That's a downgrade!
- Where did you get that from?! - Wow!
- In the game's warp zone... - You're a man who was shown here.
- The back of it will get thinner, right? - It'll get thinner?!
- It'll go further and further!
- There was wood in the plus and minus warehouse in the Y-axis.
- You're right! The wood's growing so fast!
- Wow! - It's like a mountain!
- What kind of world is this?! - I wonder...
- It's like a trip... - I know what you mean, but...
- First of all, you want to show the protagonist, so you draw him in the middle.
- You need a storehouse, but...
- If you draw it in the back, it's too small and hard to see, so you draw it in the front.
- I think you bought it and drew it in the back.
- Wait a minute...
- This one's dead, but this one's alive.
- That's true! - It's true!
- So, over here... - You're a pawnbroker!
- A pawnbroker brought me to this store.
- What about this one? - This one's alive, too.
- The eel's alive? - Yeah, the eel's alive.
- Oh, I thought it was a keychain!
- I thought so, too!
- What is this?!
- You're a pawnbroker...
- And you brought home only one eel for yourself.
- But you know how to cook, right? - Yeah.
- And look at the weather outside. - Yeah.
- It's really cloudy outside.
- Once upon a time, there was a man named "something".
- Once upon a time... - What's his name?
- I don't know him at all. - I don't know him at all.
- But isn't he good for Rizent? - Yeah, he's good.
- Hey, stop it! - But Rizent is...
- He's a different character from Zillian and Smith. - But Rizent is...
- But this is also a red Rizent.
- A red Rizent. - A red Rizent.
- It's like a wallpaper, isn't it? It's Rizent. - Yeah, it's different.
- Can you take it back? - Can you take it back?
- Okay, let's give it to Rizent. - Okay, let's give it to Rizent.
- Okay, the first one is ready, right? - Yes.
- Okay. - I'm curious about it.
- Okay, here's the third one. - Okay.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's swollen! - Oh, wait!
- It's a cuttlefish! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So in order to catch it... - Oh, it's that fish!
- I've caught it with my hands before... - Yeah.
- But I'm going to cook it now. - Oh...
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- I've noticed something. - Yeah!
- I've heard of it! - It's a legend!
- Okay, here's the fourth one. - One, two...
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- This is bad! - This is bad!
- What is it? What is it? - It's like, you eat it...
- It comes out, doesn't it? - It comes out, doesn't it?
- It comes out like a poop... - It comes out like a poop...
- And you eat it again... - Huh? A windless human?
- This guy looks happy. - Yeah!
- You say "it's good," and another one comes, right?
- Let's do "gyaru" language.
- Using "age" as a word... - "Fish" "omofeta" as a word...
- Yes, that's good. - "Fish" "omofeta" as a word...
- "Popopo"! It changed.
- Hey, you're DJ Kou, aren't you, "Jacky Kou"?
- DJ Kou...
- That's why I gave you "age." - Hold on a second!
- This is awesome!
- Why do you make "DJ Kou" come out?
- Okay, here's the third page! - Okay!
- Please! - You know this story, right?
- This is important. - No!
- Whoa! - What?
- What? What? - Good, good, good.
- Perfect, perfect. - You're copying me.
- But, you know... - Isn't this guy crazy?
- Why does he have such a weird face? - His eyes are crazy!
- The rope is too long. - So now...
- Nantoketsukara... Nantokumekoumonkara dete... - Magero is a big joy, right?
- This is easy. - It's a big profit!
- So, Nantokumekoumonkara dete... - Magero is a big joy, right?
- I'm submitting it! - Yes!
- On the sixth page. - I'm sure you'll win it.
- Let's do it! - Please!
- What?!
- You're kidding me! - You're kidding me!
- What's up with you?
- How can you enjoy old stories like that? - You're kidding me!
- I mean, there's nothing like this in Monte Carlo.
- There's a lot of them, and they're small. - Yeah, they look big.
- I'm tired of you two. - You two...
- Face towel.
- There's this kind of 100 yen firework. - Yeah.
- Like "brrrrrrrrrrrrring" - Yeah.
- "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrring" - "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrring"
- I was quickly colored by the smell... - A short cut came.
- It's not a smell. - I want to know everything about you...
- Here it is! - Yeah! - The fifth one! - Yeah!
- What happens if you pick the seventh one? - I'm curious about this one.
I'm just curious.
If we go to space, it's over.
Ready and...
- Huh? - It's completely different.
Hey, what's up?
- One person is tall. - What is he doing?
- Is there really a blanket? - Seven people...
- Why is there a blanket? - It's a training course, isn't it?
- Oh, I know! - You know?
- Well, Magero said, "Help me!" - Oh, he's getting ready to receive it in a blanket.
- Wow! - Wow!
- I see. - This is it.
- That's why he looks a little troubled. - Everyone is stupid.
I thought it would be helpful in a blanket.
- No, it's good. - It's coming.
- Thanks to this, we can put a big TV here. - Yeah.
- I'm sleepy. - Me too!
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Wow! I'm sleepy! - Like that.
- I'm a pair! - Magero...
- I'm a pair with you.
- And...
- And this training course is connected to Changshugui.
- Actually, this is...
- Mr. Kaiyo's recommendation.
- Hey, Gao! - Hey!
- Are you saying it's a joke?
- It's a joke.
- I'm waiting for you to say it.
- I don't feel bad about my drawing anymore.
- It's easier to understand. - It's getting sweeter.
- It's like an old story.
- A duck ate it and said, "It's a big deal."
- I'm very happy.
- What... What is this?
- What's wrong? - Let's hurry up in the gym.
- Oh, you're here. - You're trying to make funny things in different places.
- That's okay.
- That's it. - Okay.
- Do you want the eighth one?
- Is it 7 or 8 now?
- It's the eighth one.
- Let's keep going. - Okay.
- What? - Wait, wait, wait...
What?
- What? - We got a bear.
- We just bought bear treats, right? - Did a bear burn?
- It was bear treats. - Bear treats?
What?
- Minister bear. - Minister bear.
Minister Okubo
I'll never forget you!
Daiji!
I'll never forget you!
Please forget me!
This is the impact, right?
Yes, this is the impact.
That's right.
One, two...
Is it a reversal?
A bend?
Yes! A bend and a reversal!
A bend?
You're so angry.
I think he's already angry.
Oh, one by one, it's coming out of his ass.
Except for the last one where he pulled out his jacket,
I'm sure there's a rope stuck in it.
But mountains burn, don't they?
Minister Okuma!
So he's crazy about anger and goes wild and becomes Alice.
Alice in Wonderland.
That's so Greek.
You're talking about old stories.
Alice in Wonderland.
Isn't that a man-yellow?
Does he know?
Isn't it Cinderella?
It's a famous song, isn't it?
Someone's flying.
Someone's flying, huh?
Is it a local, famous, smelly fish?
I'm going to twist it.
I've twisted it!
A bend?
A bend or a reverse?
A bend?
Which one is it?
It's pretty profitable, though.
One, two...
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
It can't burn like this.
Wait, it's hard.
This is...
This is Boze's head.
Huh?!
This is Boze's head.
Huh?!
He got off...
He got off and came to the futon...
When I tried to help him, Boze's head went like this...
And it caught fire.
Are you kidding me?!
Boze and his friends have their heads stuck together.
No, wait a minute.
I'm about to become Super Saiyan.
Why are you about to fly?
[unintelligible]
It's still Saturday Road...
But Boze's head is damn hot.
So what do you want me to do?!
[laughing]
But what do you want me to do?!
Just a second!
That's right!
Okay!
And!
What will happen in the end?
It's going to fall, right?
It looks like it's burning.
It looks like it's burning, so...
Okay!
Wow!
The mountain is burning!
What?!
I don't think Cooper will collapse.
[laughing]
This Cooper is one-sided.
[laughing]
I'm going to marry Princess Peach, too!
Maybe...
Maybe S Schweiner won't collapse.
Maybe Makedo...
Probably died...
[laughing]
[Johnny RPG]
Evaluation!
[air horn sounds]
Thank you!
Is it evaluation like that?!
- Yes! - Yes!
Then...
Everybody should announce...
Their b appropriated vision for first time.
Yes!
Okay, everybody...
Announce it!
Okay.
♪ Weeeeeeeee ♪
♪ Ahhhhh ♪
Kamonhiko
What?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Reazen and Magero.
The man caught animals and fish and lived his life.
Reazen and Magero brought back a fish for themselves.
Then they noticed one thing.
If you use fish's fried meat, you will be beaten up by a chicken's hand-fried wheel!
Reazen and Magero stood up and threw the meat into the river.
Then, a duck came and ate it.
Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
Reazen and Magero were happy.
Was the fish too delicious?
Then, a duck came out of a duck's butt.
Another duck noticed it and ate it.
Then, a lot of ducks came and ate it one by one.
DUCKS!
Magero and Reazen were happy about it.
But, the ducks were full of questions and flew away to the sky.
Reazen and Magero were in a panic.
W...what...what...what...what's going on? Help me!
Hey, who are you? Don't kill people! They are flying away!
When the ducks noticed Magero, they prepared a blanket in a hurry.
But, Magero flew away.
Help me!
But, Magero closed the ducks' necks and turned around and came back to the sky.
Now's the time!
HEY!
You're all shaking!
The kids took the fallen mantis in their arms.
But!
With that momentum,
the kids' gorillas
started to fly high,
and fire broke out!
The fire
burned the grass,
and eventually
covered up
the entire mountain.
The mantis and the kids
may have died.
The End.
- That's a good story. - It's interesting.
I see.
I guess it was useful
for you guys.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Now for the actual story. - Yeah.
Mantis Catching Gombe.
- Gombe! - Gombe!
Once upon a time,
there was a fisherman named Gombe
in a village.
- A fisherman! - A fisherman!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In winter,
Gombe would go into the mountains,
and catch mantis,
and rabbits,
and in summer,
he'd go to the river,
and catch eel
and horse mackerel,
and sell them
in the village.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's a good story. - That's a good story.
One winter,
Gombe,
came up with
a way to catch a lot of mantis.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's how it started. - That's how it started.
He left behind
a piece of dinner,
and tied it up
and put it in a pond.
As soon as he did,
a lot of mantis flew in
and they started swimming.
One of them
found the fish
and swallowed it.
Swallow it!
- Swallow it! - "He said,"
and the mantis
sucked out
the fish
it ate.
- What? - What?
- Does that count? - "He said,"
and when he saw it again,
the next mantis came in,
and swallowed
the fish
the mantis ate
and swallowed it.
- He sucked it out! - He sucked it out!
Don't say it!
The third mantis came in,
sucked it out,
and swallowed it again.
The fourth and fifth mantis
also came in.
"They were caught one after another," "and about twenty of them were tied up," "when one of them" "was surprised and flew away." "It's a big deal. I can't let it go." "Gome grabbed the string firmly," "so the mantis flew up," "and went up in the air with it." "It was saved on a wilderness." "On a wilderness?" "On a wilderness," "there were a lot of mantis" "and when they heard the voice and looked up," "they were caught up"
and one of them flew away.
"It's a big deal," "people are hanging," "and it's a big deal," "when Gombe said," "help me," "the mantis said," "alright, I'll help you," "so wait for me," "and brought a blanket." Idiot! It's not "alright"! So it was a mantis. It's a kid, isn't it? It's a big kid. Yeah, it's big, so I think it's a trained kid. I was surprised.
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